Thoughts From 5/4/14

- I've realized how tactical I've become when looking at dating sites/ profiles. I gravitate towards those with birthdays that are a long ways away. #protip

- Cool quote, from the great George Bernard Shaw:
  "Love consists in overestimating the difference between one woman and another."  

 - My second date with a 23 year old woman went pretty well. Doing the rough math, I'm about a 1/3 of the way to pulling off a "Donald Sterling" (minus the racist stuff, of course)

- I disagree with President Obama on many things. I'm to the left of him, politically. But, I must say, he is the funniest President we've had. Hands down. Check it out, if you missed it: