- "Have you ever watched 2 giraffes fight? Don't do it! It's incredibly off-putting."
- "Thanks to my taxi app, my bike share app, and my extra phone battery, I'm like an urban Boy Scout right now."
- "I'm now 93% sure that I'm a sociopath and I'm hiding it well."
- "I'm like their "gay friend", that just happens to be straight." #JamesQuotesJames
- "Not having a onesie is a glaring hole in my wardrobe. I'll just wear some black, that's slimming at all times of day." #JamesQuotesJames
- "What's a good "day-to-night" outfit when you're going from a coffee date straight to a Ladies Night, where you're the only guy invited?" #JamesQuotesJames
- My life has quickly become the Seinfeld "Even Steven" episode (in case you've forgotten or never seen it):
- Apparently, a couple of sportscasters in New York are upset because Daniel Murphy (of the Mets) is taking 3 days paternity leave, to be with his wife and new baby. Crazy stuff. Yes, a whopping 3 days.
2 things: The Mets suck and it doesn't matter if ANYBODY misses 3 days for them, they will still suck. Secondly, baseball has like 200 games and it doesn't matter if ANYBODY misses 3 games, for any reason.
- I traded in #GalavantingHard with the guys for a Salsa lesson last night. NEVER AGAIN. But, I was introduced to the perils of trying to be a "Renaissance Man." They're always some other shit you could be learning. :)
- Morning all, let's start the day with more "racial insensitivity" (my own term) from the streets of Hamburg:
