Monday, June 16, 2014

Thoughts For 6/16/14: World Cup Mind Dumps

- Now that I think about it, Iran vs. Nigeria is also currently winning my award for: "Match Involving Countries With The Largest Oil Reserves."

- Second place also goes to Puma for saying, "Fuck it, we'll sell them two different gloves at the same time too."

- Early award for "Best Advertising" goes to Puma for them saying, "Fuck it, we'll just sell them two shoes at one time."

- It's my thing to cheer for teams done in my the awful foreign policy of the "West." (by "West", I mostly mean the United States) So, naturally I'm pulling for Iran over Nigeria. It pains me to cheer against Nigeria GK, Vincent Enyeama. If anyone is here, that also read my World Cup blog in 2010, you know I love him.

- Iran vs Nigeria is currently winning my award for: "Match Involving Two Countries Where Shit Couldn't Be Going Much Worse" #BokoHaram #Isis

- Riding the train during a Germany World Cup match and it looks like a scene from "I Am Legend"
#AllByMyself  


 - Ok, we're at Day 5 of the World Cup. Honestly, I'm totally conflicted about how awful things reportedly are in Brazil (protestors, evicted residents, etc). Nevertheless, I'm pushing on trying to get into the tournament.