- If you were curious, "Handschuhschneeballwerfer" displaced "Elfenbeinkuste" (Ivory Coast) as my favorite German word.
- (My new favorite German word) Handschuhschneeballwerfer: a coward willing to criticize and abuse from a safe distance (translates directly as "gloved snowball thrower")
- "If this worked out, I could see myself being a diva, wanting special teas and shit." #JamesQuotesJames
- "I read a paragraph. I'll take 90,000 Euros please." #JamesQuotesJames
- "I can be a little Princess sometimes." #JamesQuotesJames
- "You owe me no explanation, for a slow reply to my nonsense." #JQJ
- 'I wear ladies's deodorant. I just feel it jives better with my body." #JQJ
- "Dark circles under your eyes = Globetrotter Swag" #JQJ
- "I will not be running for any bus or train today. It's too hot and I can't risk sweating in public." #JQJ
- "We have officially hit the "2 showers/ day minimum" time of year." #JQJ
- "My beard is somewhere between "Conchita Wurst" and "Homeless guy", but at least it doesn't itch." #JQJ
