Thoughts From 4/12/14

- "Did you pull off your Polish move?" #JamesQuotesJames

- We have also decided that we are ok with being "wifed up", by a lady with a lot more money than us. But, since we have some morals/scruples, we don't want to stop working completely or need EVERYTHING from the wife. We decided to call this a "Splenda Mama." (instead of Sugar Mama). Again, we are open to other names, but please stay in the "Sugar substitute" world.

- The guys have also decided to re-brand the "Divorce Party" for men. And our name for this will be either a "Re-entry Party" or "Re-bachelorization Party." We're open to your feedback. But, we think we can't lose with either name.

- "I growl and I squint, and I get all creepy." #JamesQuotesJames

- "I mean look at some of these people, I wouldn't wear those clothes to go food shopping." #JamesQuotesJames

- "Are you really going H.A.M. on the Pythagorean Theorum?" #JamesQuotesJames

- "I'm at the point in my life where I go to hotel bars, lounges, and places with nice sconces." #JamesQuotesJames

-"Our stripper is either really tanned or just performed in blackface. Either way I'm uncomfortable." #JamesQuotesJames

We've decided to re-brand the bachelor party as a guy party and do it quarterly. 

-"I thought they would be dancing with coin purses on. Either that or fanny packs." #JamesQuotesJames

- Using "blazer" as a verb is officially normal for me. Ex: -"You're blazering up for the night, right?" 

I'm curious to see how European strips clubs work. They have 1 & 2 Euro coins and then a 5€ bill. I'm sure not tipping a fiver and I don't want to throw coins at people.

-" I got my bikini line done too!" #JamesQuotesJames #TextingEdition

 - Join me at the "I Love Fog" group here!

-  Strangest bathroom I've been in, since arriving here.

 

- Because everything exists, I found a "I Love Fog" group with 320 members. I should join.

- It's a wonderful foggy morning in Hamburg. I don't know if people have a favorite weather phenomenon, but fog is mine.