- "Are you sure you're not just using me for my toothbrushes??" #JamesQuotesJames #TextingEdition
- If you want to see Germany's answer to Zach Galifanakis (pictured in yesterday's post), you can see/ hear him here. Fast forward ahead to the 16 minute mark for his first appearance.
- Random positive about Germany I noticed today. I got caught in the rain, had to throw my hoodie up for the walk home and realized I had no worries about cop harassment or George Zimmerman-esque "Neighborhood Watchmen."
- Because I must know things, I had to check. 65% - 81% of people can roll their tongues into a "U".
- For the record, IMHO, those of us that can roll our tongues into a "U" are also winners of the #GeneticLottery.
- UPDATE: I only alienated only about 36% of the population. There was a survey to determine the hanging earlobe vs. attached earlobe split. And, about 64% of those surveyed have hanging earlobes. But, those of us with hanging earlobes can still walk around proudly. We're still better than 36% of the population. #GeneticLottery
- You've probably heard of "male privilege" or "white privilege". This might be the first time you heard of "hanging earlobe" privilege. But, that's why you come here, for stuff you might not hear elsewhere.
- Time to share something that will alienate half of the world's population....I can't for the life of me figure out why attached earlobes kinda creep me out. I'm sorry guys...This is my safe space. I don't think I've ever said that to anyone.
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